i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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