If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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