i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Your dad touched me again.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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