Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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