i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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