That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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