does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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