I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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