If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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