she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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