We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
only if we run a train.
done.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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