I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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