just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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