if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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