I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
