im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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