you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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