The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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