Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You don't make any sense
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I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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