with your own penis?
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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