we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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