As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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