I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he shaved USA in his pubs
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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