Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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