Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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