I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
