Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
ttyl tear gas
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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