either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You are the jesus of drinking
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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