i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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