We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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