my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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