I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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