i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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