OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I forgot how hot balto sounded
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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