she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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