I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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