I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
