dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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