"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
that's an acceptable place to lick
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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