No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Randomize
