So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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