Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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