i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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