On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
