They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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