Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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