between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
