More tranny stories later!
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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