idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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