spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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