he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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