Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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