Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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