Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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