So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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